New Feature

So I have been having a hard time finding things to write about, especially once I place myself in front of the actual computer. So I am starting a new feature that I am calling

What Happened on the Playground Stays on the Playground

I have something entertaining happen almost every day so I thought I would use this for blog fodder.

For instance....

I had a group of kids today playing with what I thought was a piece of wood. They were trying to convince another kid that it was a jaw bone. I walked over and told them they were extremely gullible, only to realize that it was an actual jaw bone! With teeth attached and everything. It was obviously canine in nature, but still extremely disgusting. I promptly threw it away and told anyone who had touched it to wash their hands immediately. Several of them went to the spot where it had been found and tried to find other parts. It is a spot on the north side of the school where the sun just doesn't shine so there is still a good bit of ice over there. They found more parts (teeth) and at that point I decided that they should stay away. We removed them with a stern warning to keep away and I made sure to find the janitor later and let him know where to look for the possibility that there might be more "parts".

Can I just say...

YUCK!