As I was performing my "doodie" duty today during recess, I was approached by a boy. He was covered in mud that had dried all over his clothes and hands.
Me: Wow you are covered in mud
Student: (Looking indignant) Yeah my friend smacked his muddy hands on me!
Student (Looking around for the friend he is tattling on) Yeah, so I smacked my hands on him.
(He then proceeds to point out the offending friend.)
Me: So you got each other.
Me: So you are telling on him to get him in trouble?
Me: Even though you got mud on him too?
Student: No we didn't get mud on each other (looking all innocent). We're friends why would we get mud all over each other. (Sly smile)
Me: Yeah that's what I thought.
(I was actually pretty impressed that he caught on to my little hint so fast!)