- Don't jump up and down in the bathtub, you will break something you need to keep.
- Don't lick the table, especially somewhere in public.
- How come you can remember the song for the Coco Puffs commercial but you can't remember your math facts.
- Don't lick me!
- Don't lick the dog!
- I think she threw the poop over the gate into the kitchen, and some got into my shoe.
- Dude! (yelled at top volume at the four rows of people sitting behind us at the Depeche Mode concert, but aimed primarily at our neighbors that just happened to be sitting behind us.)
- Tough noogies, you get new teachers anyway!
- Primary... YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
- I live nursery every day!
- No more sugar for you... EVER!!!
Best teenage kid fit ever
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